if i go crazy then will you still call me superman
I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it
Tears are streaming down my face oh my god
"I am getting fisted right now" omfg
this made me hysterical help
"ridiculous auto cat rectal" makes me laugh every time
A brown widow?
I CAN’T BREATHE!!!
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